Okay, so, this isn't the first time I've RP'd as Dean Winchester, but usually I just play him over IM when it's not public. So if you've got any tips for me, or any complaints about how I play him, just let me know! Comments are screened, anonymous commenting is turned on. Praise is also welcomed! It feeds both mine and Dean's egos.

If you're going to be reading the journal of Dean Winchester, please to be heeding the following warnings:

- There will be much explicit language, lots of explicit content, including slash and het sex, and eventually incestuous sex, i.e., Dean and Sam doing it. A lot.

- Supernatural is a TV show. Due to the Writers' Strike, all the episodes they have shot so far have aired. However, I am ignoring everything after episode 3.08, A Very Supernatural Christmas to avoid any kind of spoilers that others may be unhappy about.

- If you have any complaints, please refer to here.

Disclaimer: Supernatural and all related characters do not belong to me. I just like to dabble in the fandom. I make things up, I mess up canon, I make the brothers fuck. Please to not be suing, y/y?

Man, I am so glad Sammy and I weren't around for this...tied up virus? Is that it? I know Bella and Suze both got whammied. How's that goin' for you, ladies?

Sam, Bobby and I just finished a hunt. It was...enlightening, to say the least. [Private to Bella] Do you have time to talk? [/Private]

Sammy! We gotta go over the game plan to catch that gun stealing bitch.

Back at Bobby's for a bit, and Sam managed to find someone's internet to hack into. How he did that way out in the middle of South Dakota, I have no clue.

While he's off burying his face in books and trying to save my ass, I think I might work on my baby a bit. She's looking pretty dirty, and after Sam drove her, I think the transmission needs a little work. That's why I'm the only one allowed to drive my car.

You better learn how to take care of her, bitch. I will haunt your ass if you hurt her. Or if you wreck her again. Because after I'm gone, there's not gonna be anyone who can build her back up like I did before.

Bella...I need to talk to you. So. Yeah, whenever you get the chance.

((ooc: spoilers for supernatural episode 3.09 will be in the comments. proceed with caution.))

I thought this might be interesting. List the top five moments you’ve ever had in bed with your partner(s) with where, what and how. It doesn’t have to be the same people--in return, tag three people to do the same.

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I'd tag Sammy, but I don't think he's had that much awesome sex. And the only other people I really know are Bella, and I'm pretty sure you're a virgin, darlin', and Jo, I don't wanna know that much about you.

Wow. Okay, I have to admit, Disney was pretty fucking amazing. One thing to check off my list of shit to do before I die. [unhackable]

As much as I hate to admit it or maybe not in this case [hackable] it was a pretty good idea, Sammy. Thanks. [hackable]

Ariel was just as hot as I thought she'd be, but I was a good boy and kept my hands to myself. Y'happy, Sammy boy?

[Locked from Sam]

Anybody ever here of a demon bitch that calls herself Ruby? Jo? Anyone? Because she's trying to convince Sam shit I'm not quite believing in and it's pissing me off and I swear to god if I ever meet her, I will kill her on the spot. I don't fucking care if Sammy says she can save me. She's a fucking demon. You never trust a demon, no matter what they tell you. I don't care if she fixed the Colt. I don't care what she says. She's even worse than that bitch, Bela.

Fucking women. (No offense, Jo, you're cool.)

[/Locked]

I'm starving. Sam, why don't you get me some fucking food? I want Chinese.